Our Latest Weapons
We believe your Lancers would benefit from an upgrade to their armory, and we would like to help. At no cost to you, we can provide the Lancer Corps with the latest new weapons.
Bureau of Warfare Innovation
444 Water Street
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Mr. Clyde Bradly
Lancer HQ
The Spire
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Dear Mr. Bradly:
Please allow me to introduce myself. I am the new Director of Sales for the Bureau of Warfare Innovation. In case you have not heard of us, we are renowned in our field for the latest in weapons technology.
We believe your Lancers would benefit from an upgrade to their armory, and we would like to help. At no cost to you, we can provide the Lancer Corps with the latest new weapons. All we ask is that we are allowed to publicize that the Lancers are using them, and use footage of their missions in our advertising.
Our latest weapons include:
Rasoir Melee Pistol: This handgun, based on our best-selling automatic pistol "Vicious" has a mount for a handy shock bayonet/taser. The bayonet not only makes holes in enemies, it also provides a powerful 25-amp electric shock. The bayonet comes with its own holster, made of the finest Corinthian leather (stockpiled before the Smash-Up!). The gun takes standard 9mm ammunition (not included). A set of swords made from the finest polymers may be purchased as well for a small additional fee.
Aesir Rhapsody: This Aesir-inspired electromagnetic weapon launches energy hammers that can knock enemies flat – handy for crowd control when you are being swarmed by Parasites! Range 10 meters. The hammers are "less-lethal" and can be used for actual crowd control in the event of civil disturbance.
Reason: A small, portable Gatling-type railgun, Reason fires thousands of steel nano-cylinders per second, shredding exposed flesh and carbon fiber armor, as well as melting metal armor. Let your enemies "see Reason!" Not effective against ceramics.
Ginsu Monomolecular Nunchakus: The two handles of the Ginsu are connected by a single molecule three meters long, enabling it to slice through literally anything with ease. Make sure you grab it by the handles! The molecule's chemical makeup is a proprietary secret, but on the same principal as the carbon fibers braided together to make the former Skyhook. Training in razor floss encouraged before use.
Please let us know if you would like to visit our showroom on Water Street! We are open every weekday 12pm-9pm and 12pm-3pm on Saturdays. Closed Sundays for church.
Yours very truly,
Wayland T. Ogun
