TRUTH OF THE GODDESS SERKET REVEALED
A conspiracy theorist is pretty sure that Serket is secretly an alien.
Serket is a divine, otherworldly, and powerful Lancer. She also claims to be a goddess from Naos. If she is a goddess, then why is she a Lancer? Why does she bother with Acme instead of returning to her heavenly abode? Could it be that she serves a more profound, extraterrestrial purpose?
Let's start with the obvious: the pyramids of Naos. Upon examination of their sizes and structures, we can see that they are the ideal shape to be used as an extraterrestrial homing beacon. The measurements are eerily precise, and some researchers believe their numerical sequences link the coordinates to a far-off alien colony.
Furthermore, the hieroglyphics that adorn the pyramids’ interiors are strange, but they clearly hold meaning. Could these hieroglyphics be an alien language, describing the uses of the pyramids? Once infused with glunite, will the pyramids reveal themselves to be a docking station for alien UFOs? This all boils down to the theory that the gods and goddesses of Naos are really aliens in divine disguise.
Which brings us back to Serket. Is Serket the queen ruler of the aliens? Why is she presumably the only alien left behind? Is she gathering glunite to activate the pyramid and summon her alien fleet? Does she plan to enslave humanity, or does she simply wish destruction on us?
I confronted Serket with these questions via her fan mail, to which she sent back a safety manual for a copy machine. With this new piece of confounding evidence, my extraterrestrial investigation continues.
Next article: Has Acme been abducted by an alien mothership?
Comments:
MartyLikesNumbers557: Here’s some advice about that woman…. STEER CLEAR!
SandSkipper: Oh great goddess Serket, bless me!
BingBong2001: cringe
