Experience the new lancer Hurricane

Get ready to reel in a big one with Acme’s annual FISHING TOURNEY! Chum, a Lancer originally unearthed in Balamtok, is this year’s defending champion. “Fishing isn’t really about fishing at all,” Chum muses as he reels in a whopping 400 lb fish. He gives it an affectionate pat on the head and continues, “you can catch friends while fishing. That’s what I love about it.”

However, Chum admits to facing a few challenges with his hobby. He does not “mix well” with water, telling tabloid reporters that he fell into a fish tank once and was never the same afterwards. “That’s why you should always bring a buddy. I usually go with Broker” Chum says with a smile.

The fishing tourney is open to all citizens of Acme as a catch and release event. The recent glunite leaks have been cleaned up, so there is no longer a safety hazard to non-Lancers.