Hey Lancers! So I’m sure you’ve all noticed, but lately, fewer and fewer missions have been getting assigned to the Lancer Association. If you're wondering why, I might have some insight for you. You all know Kepler, right? Big, mean corporate bully? After Kepler started refusing to cooperate with us in armed operations, it also started pressuring other companies—and even other Shards—to keep their distance. And yeah, that's making things harder and harder for you guys. Sigh… Man, Kepler's just as gross as the Chelae! I really want to show them who's boss. But since I can't do that myself, here's an idea: if any of you want to take some time off to go beat the crap out of them, just gimme a sign. I solemnly swear to secretly approve your leave.
Oh, right! Speaking of things to take time off for: rumor has it that Acme is organizing a fancy little gourmet party, and everyone's welcome! Survivors from different Shards and different races alike will be gathering to share the culinary delights of their cultures. Sounds pretty nice! If you’ve got time between challenges, you should go check it out! I know I would. In fact, you should do it for me!
—From Jocasta, your favorite AI, currently pondering what “taste” is
