#A draft of an in-progress promotional poster.
Afraid of unfamiliar Shards? Can’t get clearance for cross-Shard travel? Or maybe you're just worried about a bumpy ride?
Worry no more—Eastvale Logistics has you covered! With a professional team that'll deliver ANYTHING for you and a one-of-a-kind cross-Shard logistics network, we're a brand-new Eastvale. Don’t die for your delivery—let us do that for you!
Don’t trust the company that blew up the world. Trust the one that didn’t. Anytime, anywhere—whatever you need, Eastvale Logistics is at your service!
Stable relay stations have now been established across multiple Shards!
(P.S. Should we drop a hint that we’re still collaborating with Kepler on some lines of business? You know, just to, uh, add a bit of oomph. Like, “Wow, look! Even our biggest competitor recognizes our capabilities!”)
(Reply: Add one more word, and you lose one paycheck.)